Toilet seat aprons are about as effective as lambskin condoms

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Toilet seat aprons are about as effective ...

Expires: 19-Mar-2007 07:34

Wolverine

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Not sure about you, but I have struggled mightily with toilet seat aprons most of my adult life. I submit that instead of providing useful protection, they cause unnecesary messy accidents. Here are several supporting statements:

a. The aprons are permeable...not much better than laying toilet paper tracks
b. Improper positioning can lead to exit interference
c. Tearing the penis protector section off of the back section never goes smoothly
d. The crinkle noise created by the slightest movements is embarrassing

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Wolverine (voted for Wolverine)

14-Mar-07 09:58

Can we deduct points for unintentional smackdown acceptances that leave one half of a smackdown blank? Minus 100 points perhaps? This site needs a mandatory preview or confirmation step.

Oski (voted for TK)

14-Mar-07 19:11

Now if there are Asian type "squatter" toilets, then this wouldn't even be an issue.

jsu

14-Mar-07 21:22

aprons stay in place better than toilet paper tracks. but i can't comment about the penis protector.

Cheesehead (voted for Wolverine)

14-Mar-07 23:10

Wolverine -- I agree with you whole-heartedly. Hate those crinkly, unruly toilet seat covers. But you gotta stop posting smackdowns about crappers. We've got that Autoflushers.com ad stuck on our site now like a penis protector on the rim of a moist toilet bowl.

Wolverine (voted for Wolverine)

15-Mar-07 05:11

Trigginator, I have ceased with the bathroom humor. I'm a bit tired of that Autoflush ad myself.