ShitStain plays hard!

ShitStain, your screen name reminds me of someone who might be too competitive in sports, while not regarding the well-being of their under garments. Just because you leave tracks in your under garments while playing golf, doesn't make it more of a sport.

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I don't have a business card, but you're right, I would DEFINITIVELY put my degree on it. I take from that comment that you probably never graduated from high school and the hand-eye coordination you're talking about refers to you copying test answers from other students. Golf is a pastime participated in for pleasure. Baseball includes running and sweating, which makes it a sport. If golf is a sport, then playing chess standing up is one too.

And yours makes you sound like an egomaniac - I suppose you have your degree on your business card - dork. Sports are about hand eye coordination, mental toughness, endurance and focus. All of these attributes are needed to play, but more importantly to compete, in golf and in any other "sport." If golf is not a "sport" than what makes baseball a sport?

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Now you are proving you are a total narcissistic dork. By stating you don't have a business card you want me to A. make fun of you for not having a job so you can tell me that you are retired and smart and successful (btw - no one cares) B. you are an unemployed slob. Either way you are definitely a non athlete that can't walk and chew gum at the same time. If you could, you would call golf a sport and actually be able to break 120. Take a lesson pocket protector boy.