Mullet, mullet and mullet

Rat tail pales in comparison to the classic mullet. The tail can so easily be tucked into a collar, just like the left earring can be removed, to attain a level of professionalism and respectability. But with a classic mullet, you are OUT there in all your glory! There's no holding back. It just keeps on coming, like a Meatloaf song. Any of these mullet wearers would eat your rat tail guy for breakfast:




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Objection, your honor. The photos submitted as evidence here fail to isolate the mullet and debate it on its own merits. Your first picture is a triple play of horror: the mullet (buzz mullet, no less), jeans shorts, and a clip on phone. Throw in a blue tooth headset and the police would have the right to shoot this dude on sight. And playing "the butt thong card" in your second picture is just gratuitous jury pandering. Let's get back to focusing on the hair itself. Hairdo vs. hairdo, the tail is so much more appalling than the mullet.