Choose! Cookies or Batting Helmet for life - Batting Helmet wins.

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Choose! Cookies or Batting Helmet for lif...

Expires: 23-May-2008 21:58

Spaulding

3 Votes
50%

You're forced to make a tough life choice. From here on out you can either:
- Eat Cookies as your only food (any type, but must be doughy and baked) going forward
- Wear a vintage 1980's Blue Jays batting helmet 24/7 from here on out

I take the Jays helmet. Sure it's going to be cumbersome when you sleep, shower, etc. And at some point you're going to have a tough time getting dates. But look at the bright side - stray batteries won't hurt and you probably don't need an umbrella as much.

If I can't have red meat going forward, I'm going to shoot myself.

PatsFan

3 Votes
50%

Cookies all day. First of all it'd be one thing if you said a Pirates batting helmet from the '80's. I always pictured myself a shorter Dave Parker. But Jays helmet is out, out out. Not to mention my finest feature is my golden locks. No way I'm going through life with hathead no one can see.

Besides, who's to say you can't mix some damn burger meat in the dough?

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Cheesehead (voted for PatsFan)

21-May-08 16:16

How 'bout a cheesehead instead of the jays helmet?

Cheesehead (voted for PatsFan)

21-May-08 16:18

Actually, it was the Pirates regular cap, with that ridiculously dorky "painters cap" style, that was more egregious than the batting helmet. THAT I could never do. People would think you were serious about it. With the hard batting helmet, people would probably just assume you had some disability. Still, you gotta go cookies here. There's all sorts of food groups you could mix in.